I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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