summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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