I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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