This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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