One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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