Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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