I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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