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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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