Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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