I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
