No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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