A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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