Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
How's work?
Spinning.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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