Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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