I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
