What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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