I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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