a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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