making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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