Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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