I'm really into asian looking animals
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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