Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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