Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
only you would photoshop your dick
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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