I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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