He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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