So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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