yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
They took my balls.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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