I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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