Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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