who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dignity is for republicans.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize