Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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