What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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