so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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