you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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