Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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