I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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