she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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