god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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