So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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