am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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