You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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