he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
