My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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