i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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