so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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