bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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