When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
