Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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