People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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