She said her name was "party"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The adults are the big ones right?
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