5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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