Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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