singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Boobs speak an international language.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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