are you still at the devil's house?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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