he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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