So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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